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01-07-09, 12:03 PM
“Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out.”
—Allison, 22
“I’ll give you five seconds to give me your number or you can forget about going out with me forever.”
—Shanna, 27
“I’m a hot commodity. You’re a hot commodity. We should go out.”
—Julia, 25
“Are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.”
—Amanda, 21
“You have nice child-bearing hips”
—Kim, 25
“You look like you would be really bad in bed.”
“What?!”
“You are just so beautiful, you probably think you don’t have to try.”
—Deanna, 21
“Was your dad a robber? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.”
—Jamie, 19
“You owe me money.”
“Why?”
“You’ve been living in my heart and you haven’t paid rent.”
—Alanna, 25
“Do you work at Subway? Because you’re giving me a foot-long.”
—Tatiana, 20
“Your mom is hot! I bet you will look just like her when you are older.”
—Emily, 27
“How long did it take to shave those looong legs?”
—Maggie, 26
“Are you from Tennessee?”
“No.”
“Are you sure? ‘Cause you’re the only 10 I see.”
—Emily, 20
And the one that doesn’t skeeve us out? “Hi, my name is ______.” :rolleyes:
—Allison, 22
“I’ll give you five seconds to give me your number or you can forget about going out with me forever.”
—Shanna, 27
“I’m a hot commodity. You’re a hot commodity. We should go out.”
—Julia, 25
“Are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.”
—Amanda, 21
“You have nice child-bearing hips”
—Kim, 25
“You look like you would be really bad in bed.”
“What?!”
“You are just so beautiful, you probably think you don’t have to try.”
—Deanna, 21
“Was your dad a robber? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.”
—Jamie, 19
“You owe me money.”
“Why?”
“You’ve been living in my heart and you haven’t paid rent.”
—Alanna, 25
“Do you work at Subway? Because you’re giving me a foot-long.”
—Tatiana, 20
“Your mom is hot! I bet you will look just like her when you are older.”
—Emily, 27
“How long did it take to shave those looong legs?”
—Maggie, 26
“Are you from Tennessee?”
“No.”
“Are you sure? ‘Cause you’re the only 10 I see.”
—Emily, 20
And the one that doesn’t skeeve us out? “Hi, my name is ______.” :rolleyes: